In the unlikely event that you've been reading this blog since the beginning, you might remember this post, where I had the wonderful idea of replacing the chocolate stuff in those 'magic straw' things they sell with crack.
Well now I've had another wonderful breakfast related idea - a spin-off version of Rice Krispies, called Death Krispies. Essentially Death Krispies would be similar to Rice Krispies in content and packaging, but the traditional mascots of Snap, Crackle and Pop would be replaced with three new mascots, Smack, Crack and Jack, reflecting the new 'active ingredients' in the cereal. Kids'll hate the taste but will nonetheless come back for more every morning. At least they will for a while... eventually they'll be scoffing some down every hour until they OD and die on the kitchen floor, foamy spittle leaking from the side of their mouths. But hey! Kids can be replaced.
In the unlikely event that sales are slow, free gifts could be introduced to pull the punters in. How about "Death Krispies - now with a free HIV contaminated syringe in every box!"?
Can't fail.
Well now I've had another wonderful breakfast related idea - a spin-off version of Rice Krispies, called Death Krispies. Essentially Death Krispies would be similar to Rice Krispies in content and packaging, but the traditional mascots of Snap, Crackle and Pop would be replaced with three new mascots, Smack, Crack and Jack, reflecting the new 'active ingredients' in the cereal. Kids'll hate the taste but will nonetheless come back for more every morning. At least they will for a while... eventually they'll be scoffing some down every hour until they OD and die on the kitchen floor, foamy spittle leaking from the side of their mouths. But hey! Kids can be replaced.
In the unlikely event that sales are slow, free gifts could be introduced to pull the punters in. How about "Death Krispies - now with a free HIV contaminated syringe in every box!"?
Can't fail.
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