I opened my inbox today to find a spam e-mail had gotten though the filter. "You're a moron", the subject line read.
Fuck me, I thought, I'm being insulted by a spam e-mail? This must be a dark day for humanity.
It's pretty distressing when even spam e-mail apparently hates you. What next, spam e-mails that make nasty comments about your mother? Spam e-mails that say they wish you were dead? Spam e-mails that do a Chris Morris and use your computer monitor to create an electromagnetic field that simulates a punch in the face? Is this the dark path we're going down?
I think it is. We're all fucked. Fucked.
Fuck me, I thought, I'm being insulted by a spam e-mail? This must be a dark day for humanity.
It's pretty distressing when even spam e-mail apparently hates you. What next, spam e-mails that make nasty comments about your mother? Spam e-mails that say they wish you were dead? Spam e-mails that do a Chris Morris and use your computer monitor to create an electromagnetic field that simulates a punch in the face? Is this the dark path we're going down?
I think it is. We're all fucked. Fucked.
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